Don't Give Up Your Night Job, Brucie

The Boss ventures into the realm of politics, penning a love letter to the man who is arguably the most clueless, feckless president ever, thereby inspiring this song parody:

Got a wife, two kids in Washington, Bruce.
He's had four long years, so there is no excuse.
Like what seems to be a bottomless well
His self-regard is profound; country's shot all to hell.
Everybody's gotta get real smart,
Everybody's gotta get real smart.
Throw out the blighter and you'll get a fresh start.
Everybody's gotta geh-eh-eh-et real smart...