Another Song for the Season--The Man With the Clout

Old Mr. Morsi,
Jihadi, of course, he
Wants people to bow to sharia, m'dear.
Everybody's shouting 'bout the man with the clout--
Autocrat is here.
He's out to rule ya,
Get Obama's moolah,
By brokerin' calm there in Gaza this year.
Everybody's shouting 'bout the man with the clout--
Autocrat is here.

He'll be there
With his Allahu Akbar prayers
Linking him to the past.
Judges swear
He'll be much worse than Hosni,
Because he's Ikwan, see?

Old Mr. Morsi
Steers Egypt off course, he's
Determined to install sharia, m'dear.
Everybody's shouting 'bout the man with the clout--
Autocrat is here...