Bad Bad Robbie Ford

In the south side of Toronto,
Lives a man that's been deplored.
And if it's there you steer,
You know you're bound to hear
'Bout a man name of Robbie Ford.

You know Rob was quite corpulent,
And he's a true right-winger, too.
You put the two together
He would face bad weather
No matter what that man would do.

And he's bad, bad Robbie Ford.
Fat right-winger bien pensants deplored.
Wanted so to make him bleed.
Got a judge to do the deed.

Now, Robbie got in trouble.
He took some moolah for his team.
And he allowed his haters
For to seal his fate
By comin' up with a crafty scheme.

Well, they cast their eyes upon him,
And did their best to bring him low.
Robbie Ford learned a lesson 'bout a-messin'
With those who wanted him to go.

Well, he's bad, bad Robbie Ford.
Fat right-winger the NOW crowd deplored.
Wanted so to make him bleed.
And got a judge to do the deed.
Wanted so to make him bleed.
They got a judge to do the deed.