Abbas Fetid, er, Feted by the Delerious Upon His Return to "Palestine"

Hear him sing:

Ev'ryone knows where I ventured last week.
I went to the UN.
Asked 'em, "Please make us a 'state'."
And they responded "amen."

It's my party and I'll crow if I wanna,
Crow if wanna, crow if I wanna.
You would crow too,
If your "state" was brand new.

Promising stuff that will never come true.
Swallowed all of my lies.
Now a supremacist state
Is gettin' ready to rise.

It's my party and I'll crow if I wanna,
Crow if wanna, crow if I wanna.
You would crow too,
If your "state" was brand new.

Stickin' it both to the Jews and Hamas.
I came back with the goods
Returned to rapturous raves
'Cuz Jerusalem's now Al Quds.

It's my party and I'll crow if I wanna,
Crow if wanna, crow if I wanna.
You would crow too,
If your "state" was brand new.