An Obama 12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas Obama gave to me
A whole bunch of stuff for "free."
On the second day of Christmas Obama gave to me
Two shiny drones,
And a whole bunch of stuff for "free."
On the third day of Christmas Obama gave to me
Three Alinsky tactics,
Two shiny drones,
And a whole bunch of stuff for "free."
On the fourth day of Christmas Obama gave to me
Four calling phones,
Three Alinsky tactics,
Two shiny drones,
And a whole bunch of stuff for "free."
On the fifth day of Christmas Obama gave to me
Free birth control!
Four calling phones,
Three Alinsky tactics,
Two shiny drones,
And a whole bunch of stuff for "free."
On the sixth day of Christmas Obama gave to me
Six guys a-lying,
Free birth control!
Four calling phones,
Three Alinsky tactics,
Two shiny drones,
And a whole bunch of stuff for "free."
On the seventh day of Christmas Obama gave to me
Seven actors swooning,
Six guys a-lying,
Free birth control!
Four calling phones,
Three Alinsky tactics,
Two shiny drones,
And a whole bunch of stuff for "free."
On the eighth day of Christmas Obama gave to me
Eight reporters fawning,
Seven actors swooning,
Six guys a-lying,
Free birth control!
Four calling phones,
Three Alinsky tactics,
Two shiny drones,
And a whole bunch of stuff for "free."
On the ninth day of Christmas Obama gave to me
Nine thugs a-bashing,
Eight reporters fawning,
Seven actors swooning,
Six guys a-lying,
Free birth control!
Four calling phones,
Three Alinsky tactics,
Two shiny drones,
And a whole bunch of stuff for "free."
On the tenth day of Christmas Obama gave to me
Ten Dems a-kvetching,
Nine thugs a-bashing,
Eight reporters fawning,
Seven actors swooning,
Six guys a-lying,
Free birth control!
Four calling phones,
Three Alinsky tactics,
Two shiny drones,
And a whole bunch of stuff for "free."
On the eleventh day of Christmas Obama gave to me
Eleven 'Slamists slamming,
Ten Dems a-kvetching,
Nine thugs a-bashing,
Eight reporters fawning,
Seven actors swooning,
Six guys a-lying,
Free birth control!
Four calling phones,
Three Alinsky tactics,
Two shiny drones,
And a whole bunch of stuff for "free."
On the twelfth day of Christmas Obama gave to me
Twelve windmills spinning,
Eleven 'Slamists slamming,
Ten Dems a-kvetching,
Nine thugs a-bashing,
Eight reporters fawning,
Seven actors swooning,
Six guys a-lying,
Free birth control!
Four calling phones,
Three Alinsky tactics,
Two shiny drones,
And a whole bunch of stuff for "free."