Ontario Liberals are Choosing a New Leader. I Hope They Go With Sandra Pupatello

Oh, not because I support her policies over those of her opponents. It's just that I get an admittedly childish charge out of repeating her semi-scatological name. (Poopatello, Poopatello, Poopatello, Poopyheadtello eat some jello: what fun!)

Also--she looks like someone who would not seem out of place on the Real Housewives of New Joisey--which would bring some much needed style, though not necessarily of the tasteful kind, to the drab and dour precincts of Queen's Park.


The Real Housewives of New Jersey



The candidate with the semi-scatological name