A Song from "Les Sequestrables"

With thanks to Mark Steyn, for the inspiration:

Do you hear Obama seethe?
He is one awf'lly pissed-off man.
It is because the sequestration stuff
Was not part of his plan.
Though Bob Woodward says,"'Twas his,"
The prez sez the GOP's Les Miz.
Will sequester sh*t now hit the fan
When tomorrow comes?

Will you swallow this charade?
Who will refuse to stand with him?
Beyond the budget cuts
Is there a life that's not so grim?
Then join in the fight
Or the chance to prevail is so slim!

Do you hear Obama seethe?
He is one awf'lly pissed-off man.
It is because the sequestration stuff
Was not part of his plan.
Though Bob Woodward says,"'Twas his,"
The prez sez the GOP's Les Miz.
Will sequester sh*t now hit the fan
When tomorrow comes?...