"Dr." Trudeau Diagnoses Unknown Boston Bomber's Psychological Distress

Apparently, whoever's responsible didn't get nearly enough hugs and participation trophies from "society." So says the new Liberal leader, a.k.a. Dr. Sigmund Fraud, re the bomber's motivations and from whence they spring:

"We have to look at the root causes...But there is no question that this happened because there is someone who feels completely excluded. Completely at war with innocents. At war with a society. And our approach has to be, where do those tensions come from?"

On Wednesday, Trudeau was asked to elaborate on what he meant by "root causes."

"Obviously, we have to make sure that as we move forward we look at creating a safe community, a safe country, a safe world for all citizens and all individuals," he replied.

Obviously. And it's obvious that Trudeau can pack more banalities into a single sentence than any other political figure in the land.