You Don't Know Jack, Bruce

Writing in the NYT (it's reprinted in today's NatPo), Canadian Bruce McCall contends that the family Trudeau are--wait for it--the Kennedys of Canada--and that should the Justin Trudeau mishpacha get to kick off their shoes in the prime minister's residence, it will be a reprise of--you knew it was coming--Camelot.

All I can say is if Justin Trudeau is Jack Kennedy then I'm the Queen of Sheba:

A law was made a distant moon ago here,
That Liberals they cannot see what's what.
And there's no legal limit to the snow here
In Cam-e-lot...
In short it causes dread
That Justin has such cred
And Bruce thinks he's Jack Kennedy
Who'll live in Camelot.