A Roster of Non-Racist Names for the Redskins

The name Washington Redskins is, as everyone knows, "racist" (what about those Chicago Blackhawks and Atlanta Braves?), so they're looking for a new name. Here are some "progressive"-minded suggestions:

• The Washington Multiculturalists;
• The Washington Doves;
• Washingtonians Against Israeli Apartheid (WaIA);
• The Washington Root Causes;
• The Washington Arafats;
• The Washington Pansies;
• The Washington Tasty Samosas.