“I Don’t Have Days Anymore. I Just Have . . . Smears.”

Channeling his inner victim (which, for those of his ilk, is never very far from the surface), the imam at Boston's largest mosque whines about how tough it is to be him in a post-Tsarnaev brothers environment.

And speaking of smears, the "moderate" imam says gays are "cursed" and also has harsh words for those inclined to dress a la M*A*S*H's Corp. Klinger: