The Cat in the Hat is a Khomeinist Bat

Here's the cover of the latest issue of Khomeinist 'zine Crescent International. I think you'll agree that, were awards handed out for zaniest Zionhass/most badass blood libel, Zafar's rag would win, hands down.

Don't miss Bangash's insightful opinion piece, a plea for Muslims to eschew the ballot and accept the reality that, in his tin-eared, albeit rhyming, phraseology, "Islamic revolution is the only solution." Like Dr. Seuss for megalomaniacal twelvers, no?

Oh, and the kippa on al-Sisi? Get rid of the lid, he's no Yid, kid (as the good doctor might have put it).



Update: A poetic feline writes:

Ding Dong Bell

It's said the Mahdi's in a well

I suspect he is much deeper

and resides somewhere in Hell