He's the Wizard of Ozymandias. Look Upon His Works, Americans, And Despair!

Today's "Affordable Care" song:

Ding dong the glitches live!
Which glitches?
Wicked glitches.
Ding dong the wicked glitches live.
Tough luck, you're stuck with it.
It's now the law,
You can't duck it.
Tough luck, those wicked glitches live!
It's going to be tweaked until
Until, until, until the thrill revives
And it fulfills Obama's promise.
Ding dong, it's causing stress.
Accessible? No, what a mess.
Let's confess the wicked glitches live!