It's Glitchcraft!

Sing along with Jon:

Those fingers logging in,
Those 'scuses that they spin,
The lunacy begins--
It's glitchcraft!

And there is no defense for it.
The mess is too immense for it.
What good would common sense for it do?

'Cause it's glitchcraft,
Daft, danged glitchcraft.
And to blame Obama's strictly taboo.

When he made promises to you:
"Keep policies, your doctor, too."
It was a heapin' pile of doo-doo.

It's such a dopey pitch.
A bid to soak the rich.
Obamacare's a bitch, it's true.