Dear Leamingtonians: When Premier Wynne Shows Up Today, Why Not Greet Her With a Barrage of Rotten Tomatoes?

After all, it's because of her and her predecessor's deranged "green" energy program that electricity costs in the province have spiraled, and the Heinz ketchup plant, the one that kept Leamington and surrounding tomato farms up and running lo these many decades, is no longer cost-effective, and is slated to close.

How are you going to assuage the townfolk, Kathleen? By telling them to transform the ketchup factory into a wind turbine plant?