NSA Monitors Porn-Watching Habits of Radical Muslims

Dear NSA: quel massive breach of civil liberties and major waste of time. Do you numbskulls seriously believe that watching stroke flicks and waging jihad are mutually exclusive, or that you can shame jihadis into eschewing holy war by doing a "gotcha" re their porno proclivities? If so, you are seriously out to lunch, not to mention pathologically clueless.

Man, who's in charge there--Cheech and Chong?