If You're an Overheated Moderate Like Reza Aslan, You Might as Well Go for SodaStream

Noted Muslim moderate/author Reza Aslan (who will be hitting our town in March under the auspices of the entity formerly known as CAIR-CAN) says SodaStream, an Israeli company that's a current target of BDS fury, is akin to Adolf Hitler and that American actress Scarlett Johansson, the paid face of the company, supports the Nazis.

Nothing immoderate or hysterical about that, right?


In Reza's honour, let's all run out and buy a SodaStream machine!