Obama Sings Bing: "I Found a Million Dollar Bundler Who Deserved a Big Reward"

This FrontPage headline about Obama's woefully underqualified nominee to be the next U.S. ambassador to Norway inspired the following:

I needed someone there in Oslo.
The search turned into quite a chore.
I found a million dollar bundler
Who deserved a big reward.

He didn't know that much
'Bout Norway.
So what?
I've picked such fools before.
I found a million dollar bundler
Who had earned a big reward...