"He Spoke in a Fake Pakistani Accent and Sang Avril Lavigne During His Canadian Idol Audition"

Canada's strangest (alleged) jihadi terrorist? Despite his purported desire to blow things up for Allah, he seems to have internalized our multicultural ethos pretty well.

Here's the jihad version of the Avril Lavigne song:

Please tell me
Why'd ya have to go and make things
So 'splodiated?
Can see the way you're plotting like a jihadi
To make us deflated. (Your life's a mess.)
You, you scheme and you dream and you try
And you fly on an airplane bound for
Pakistan.
Can't understand your need to feel like a shaheed.
Oh, oh, oh...