On One End of the Spectrum There's FGM. On the Other End There's...Labiaplasty

According to the Ceeb, labiaplasty

has become such an issue for doctors in Canada, that new guidelines were drafted at the end of last year to help physicians deal with patients -- some as young as twelve -- who are interested in getting their labias trimmed or cut off entirely.

Who are these patients? Whoever they are, they're entirely too obsessed with their vajayjays (a sign of our society's decadence, I'd say).