Spinoza Knows

Remember that "Moses Supposes" number from the movie Singing in the Rain? I've adapted it in keeping with this, from Steynonline:

Suppose a Spinoza
Arose to oppose a
Contingent of bros pushing orthodoxy?
Spinoza he knows a
Free speech show exposes a
Woeful, gross label--it's his "blasphemy."

 

Update: More raging rhyming, this time a parody of an American song classic:

 

Blasphemy,

Why not speak blasphemy?

Can't you see

There's no free speech without it?

Islamists

They hate how it's sounding:

"'Slamophobes" deserve a big pounding.

Climate dudes

Don't like your attitudes--

Dissin' sticks; replete with "denial."

And right on cue

Say the problem is you.

So stifle your blasphemy.