White House Press Secretary Jay Carney Resigns Unexpectedly

I knew it was only a matter of time before Carney (which, amusingly enough, rhymes with "blarney") high-tailed it outta there. He's been looking pretty beaten down of late, a function, no doubt, of all the malarkey and double-talk he's been forced to use as he performs his sad little tap dance in front of the White House press corps.

Hasta la vista, Jay. And good luck trying to rebuild the self-respect that drained away as a result of having to tell all those monstrous lies for your boss and his appalling regime.