Justin Trudeau, Mealy-Mouthed Mosqueteer

He's out and about, glad-handing the radical--and the reliably Liberal--in masjids hither and yon.

I think that merits a song:

Who's the leader of the Libs
Who knows just where to go?
J-U-S-T-I-N  T-R-U-D-EAU.
Hey there! Hi there! Ho there!
It's "diversity," you know.
J-U-S-T-I-N  T-R-U-D-EAU.

Mosqueteer!
Mosqueteer!
His sympathy for them is without peer!

He'll go far,
(Allahu Akbar!),
And down the Joooos'll go.
J-U-S-T-I-N  T-R-U-D-EAU...