Ghomeshi Dropped By Navigator

You know you're up a creek without your 50 Shades of Grey paddle, the one you use to administer "pleasurable" pain, when the fancy P.R./crisis management firm you hired to get out in front of the scandal summarily drops you.
 
Speaking of 50 Shades, it appears that in the Ghomeshi version of the tale there are only two shades: black and blue.