ISIS Recruiter Croons Porter

Mark Steyn's engaging tribute to Cole Porter--a "goy" who wrote songs a la Juif--inspired this one:

While chopping off the heads of toffs,
I'll show you some might you can see, lad.
And what you'll see
Will bring you to me
 Cause my heart belongs to jeehad.

If I incite some boys to fight,
I'm certain that you will agree, lad,
The payoff's key--
Shtup posthumously--
When your heart belongs to jeehad.

Yes, my heart belongs to jeehad.
As jeehadis, we will go far.
Yes, my heart belongs to jeehad,
And jeehadis scream, "Allah' Akbar!"
So I want to warn you, Barry,
Even though you've said we're "JayVee."
That my heart belongs to jeehad--
And jeehadi is what I must be...