Where's the Mark Steyn Bobblehead?

Ezra Levant has one. Don't you think a Steyn B-head would be a welcome addition to "The Steyn Line" of merchandise, a tchotchke that could bring big bucks to help defray the humongous legal bills he's incurring in his battle against "hockey stick" superstar Michael Mann?

So I ask again: Where's your bobblehead, Mark Steyn?