How Embarrassing Was That John Kerry-Sponsored James Taylor Performance in Paris Yesterday?

No doubt about it--it was très, très embarrassing.

Could it be that the POTUS who signed off on this display is...how do you say "off his rocker" in French?

Update: Next time, John, send Bette:

Or Sesame Street buddies Bert and Ernie:

 

Or Elton John: