And the 2015 Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence Goes To...

Barack Obama, of course. Here are a few poems inspired by his crummy summit:

Marie Harf
Makes me larf.
Her words, absurd and precarious,
Are nothing short of hilarious.

Josh and Jen,
Every now and then,
Engage in prevarication
For the "good" of the nation.

Obama's summit--
We'll get nothing frummit.
Except for plans that appall
(And no mention of "jihad" at all).