Bin Laden "Got" the "Arab Spring" Right Away

As the "spring" was unfolding, and certain Western media types who could not contain their gush were Tahrir Square dancing, Osama in his Pakistan redoubt opined: "These are gigantic events that will eventually engulf most of the Muslim world, will free the Muslim land from American hegemony."

Give that man a posthumous Pulitzer Prize! He was right and Thomas L. Friedman (whose snoozerific books, as far as we know, did not make it into bin Laden's Chomsky-heavy library) was wrong.

Update: Also in the bin Laden library (but as yet unreleased)--a cache of porn. According to one report, however, the stroke flicks may have been put to a more nefarious purpose than mere self-pleasuring:

Some experts pointed out that finding pornography on jihadists' computers had become common by 2011, however, and CNN later reported on a separate case in which al-Qaeda had encoded pornographic movie files with secret documents.

Osama's library: 50 shades of crazy.