If Caitlyn Jenner Is "Trans" (Sexual) and Rachel Dolezal Is "Trans" (Racial), Can This Angry Fellow Be "Trans" (Jewish)?

Writing on the Tablet magazine site, he seems to think he can. Fumes Avraham Osipov-Gipsch (which sounds like a name in an Isaac Bashevis Singer novel):

‘I performed Jewish. I lived Jewish. And nobody owns the right to tell me if I am Jewish or not.’

If you say so, Avraham, but some in the rabbinate (who know how the Jew rules work) may beg to differ with you.