John Kerry Breaks His Ankle; The Ayatollah Gets Terminal Prostate Cancer: Is God Trying to Send Them (and Us) a Message?

If he is trying to send a message, Kerry, for one, isn't apt to receive it. In fact, despite his having to hobble around on crutches, the man is as determined as ever to get the deal done, even if it means backtracking on a U.S. demand that Iran reveal all its A-bomb shenanigans. As Kerry "explains,"

“The possible military dimensions, frankly, gets distorted a little bit in some of the discussion, in that we’re not fixated on Iran specifically accounting for what they did at one point in time or another...We know what they did. We have no doubt. We have absolute knowledge with respect to the certain military activities they were engaged in. What we’re concerned about is going forward. It’s critical to us to know that going forward, those activities have been stopped, and that we can account for that in a legitimate way.” 

Kerry said the talks, which have a deadline of June 30, “remain tough,” but insisted the United States had not changed its position “one iota” in recent months.

If God wants to send this treacherous buffoon an even stronger message, now would be an excellent time to do it.