A Poem to Dispute the Notion That Justin Trudeau Is "Charismatic"

The dubious claim is made here.

And here's my rhyming rebuttal:

Of one thing I'm most emphatic:
Justin Trudeau is not charismatic.
He is static, erratic,
Dramatic, dogmatic.
But "charismatic"? That's très problematic.

Update: JT pledges to "rejuvenate" the economy. Meaning he's going to make it more callow and jejune--like he is?