For "Moderate" Taliban, Hugs, Unicorns and Interfaith Choruses of 'Kumbaya' Are Off the Table

On the other hand, jihad, sharia and aiming for a global caliphate remain a definite go.

Everybody sing (to the tune of that "K" song)!:

Tal-i-ban, Allah,
Tal-i-ban.
Tal-i-ban, Allah,
Tal-i-ban.
Tal-i-ban, Allah,
Tal-i-ban.
"Allahu Akbar," say the Taliban...