What Rhymes With "Migrants"?

This limerick appears on the NatPo's Letters page (it first appeared here):

The notion of wide open doors
For Syrians fleeing from wars
Is one the Prime Minister
Perceives to be sinister
And openly rather deplores.

I openly rather prefer my effort:

The sight of their flight is upsetting
But how will we know what we're getting?
If some support ISIS
We're in for a crisis
Which means they need serious vetting.