Clock Boy Mohamed Leaves "Islamophobic" America Behind and Moves to More Welcoming Qatar

The young "inventor" (clock disassembler, really) has

accepted a scholarship from Qatar Foundation for Education, Science and Community Development, or QF, his family said.

They thanked all the people and places that reached out in support after the "unfortunate incident of Ahmed's arrest."

"Unfortunate incident"? Who are they kidding? It was the best thing that ever happened to the kid--his ticket out of Nowheresville, Texas to international notoriety. And a bright future in an oily emirate, where his, um, "skills" will definitely be appreciated.