Iran's Rouhani Orders the U.S. to Grovel to the Max If It Wants to Be Friends With Iran

If saner minds prevailed in D.C.--which, of course, they don't, and haven't for some time--Iran would be told that for sure it could get its "apology."

Just as soon as its supreme leader agreed to dance the hora.

In Jerusalem.

At the Western Wall.

While holding hands with Bibi Netanyahu.

And if they balked at that, I'd just tell 'em to stick their demand in the body orifice of their choice.