Fly the Unfriendly Skies?

Me and my son were riffing last night: "Do you think ISIS will ever have a recognized state?," he asked.

"Sure," I said. "And it'll have its own national airline, too--'Caliphate-Air'."

"No, 'CaliphAir'."

"Even better," said I.



'CaliphAir' flight attendants are dressed like this and ask if you'd
like "coffee, tea or 'Allahu Akbar'."