Justin Trudeau's Next Career Move?

You know that fun game whereby you select your porn star/stripper name by using the name of your first pet as your first name and the street where you grew up as your last name?

No?

Well, apparently, someone figured out what our prime minister's porn name would be--and wrote a poem about it:

Smokey Sussex, it seems, is the name
To which the PM could lay claim
If he shifted gears
In terms of careers
And sought pornographic fame.

I say go for it, Justin!:

A topping suggestion, my dears:
The best one I've heard in some years.
For, in pondering his fate
It's never too late
For this drama queen to alter careers.

BTW, my porn star name is Sh-boom Dewbourne.