Today's Dueling Limericks

This one's in the NatPo:

In view of a TRC plank,
The Grits are expected to yank
A part of the law
That says Ma and Pa
(And others) have license to spank.

Here's my effort:

As Grit poseurs preen and preach
The state's tentacles extend their reach.
They have criminalized spanking
And succeeded in yanking
Some lessons that parents can teach.