Pentagon's Pricey "Cashmere Support" Program Scrapped When Afghan Locals Kill, Eat the Wool-Producing Goats

It has just been revealed that the Pentagon's plan to boost the Afghan economy via the gift of nine rare Italian cashmere goats (at a total cost of $6 million) has hit, you should pardon the pun, a big snag.

("Cashmere support"--isn't that also what they call Justin Trudeau's socks?)