Campaign Tip #7: "Don't Needlessly Inflate Your Vocabulary or Dumb it Down Too Much"

"Justin Trudeau" (which is to say a New Yorker scribbler writing in the guise of JT) pens a letter to Bernie Sanders wherein the former offers the above-cited (as well as lots of other) campaign advice to the latter.

Of course, there's no threat of Justin's vocabulary being needlessly inflated: he isn't smart enough to have those big words stored and readily accessible in his cranial hard drive.

As for dumbing it down too much--isn't that how/why he won the election? (For that matter, didn't the same M.O. work for Obama?)



Update: So cute--the li'l Bernie doll: