"I Was a Snowboard Instructor, I Was a Bouncer In a Nightclub, I Was a Whitewater River Guide...I Worked As a Teacher..."

Our not-ready-for-prime-time PM doesn't even bother padding his painfully thin resume when TV's 60 Minutes comes a-calling (h/t: VF). (He forgot to mention his biggest selling point: "My daddy was Pierre Trudeau--and I'm not Stephen 'The Supposedly Saturnine' Harper.")