Dear Lena Dunham: Escaping to Canada Is a Great Way to Kill Your Career

Lena Dunham says she plans to hightail it to Canada should Trump triumph in November. I think she'd be wise to reconsider, given how few and far between her employment opportunities are likely to be up here:

Lena, sweetie, I know you aren't meek,
And don't like turning the other cheek,
But say you do sally forth
To the Great White North
What then--be a guest on Schitt's Creek?