CAIR "Hilarity"/Agit-Prop: "Islamophobin" Gum Can Cure You Bigoted Infidels of Your Silly, Groundless Fears Re Islam

I'm thinking the gum is the equivalent of Ambien, a potent treatment for insomnia (because you're unlikely to criticize the perturbing aspects of the "religion of peace"--the supremacism, the Jew-hate, the sacred verses commanding the faithful to wage jihad until Islam prevails everywhere, the draconian and totalitarian elements of sharia law--when you're sound asleep).