Euphemism Du Jour For Something Really, Really Gross That Should Appeal to the Self-Righteous 'Green' Crowd

It's "flameless cremation"--an environmentally-friendly body disposal method that amounts to "one flush and you're good to go."

I think it would be ideal for Naomi Klein, David Suzuki and Al Gore and others of that ilk.

Dissolve. Flush. Repeat.