Today's Dueling Limericks

This one appears in the National Post:

The PM, who often is nice,
Was not, so apologized thrice.
The House opposition
Has gauged his contrition
And reckons that it'll suffice.

Here's mine:

The PM's so-called "sunny ways"

Have proven to be just a phase.

His temper is short

And his acts don't comport

With the media's sanguine clichés.