"Debate Number One Was a Giant Snoozeberry"

My feeling exactly. The two candidates, I thought, were equally ghastly: Trump was scrappy but semi-coherent (despite having bested a plethora of Republican rivals, debating in this type of formal setting is not his strong suit) and Hillary was a superannuated Tracy Flick (if Tracy Flick was a pathological liar who wore unflattering pant suits).

Update: After first debate, 'nobody knows anything.'