Rhymes With "Shmuck"

Chuck's sticking with Keith despite the latter's Israel-hate and ties to NOI Jew-loathers.

Update: A seasonal song for Keith (to the tune of "God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen"):

Goddamn it, Mr. Ellison,
We've all read your C.V.
Your Zionhass precludes your heading up
The DNC.
And even though Chuck Schumer thinks you're grand,
We disagree.
Oh, tidings of Jewry's devilry,
NOIers agree,
Oh, tidings of Jewry's devilry.