Immanuel Kant Was a Real Pissant

The old Monty Python song becomes an anthem of sorts as university students grumble a la mythical Aussie Bruce about such stalwarts of philosophy as Kant and Descartes.

Of course, Bruce dissed 'em for being pretentious and abstruse. The students, on the other hand, object to 'em because the famous philosophers have an objectionable skin colour.