"Why Do So Many Muslims Hate Dogs?"

Let's just say they're taking their cues from their Big Kahuna, the most perfect human being who has ever lived in the entire history of the whole wide world.

A few things that dude didn't do, but might have done, to benefit the long term mental/physical wellbeing of those who follow his perfect example:

• gone surfing;
• sucked back an ice cold one on a really hot day;
• enjoyed the unconditional love of man's best friend;
• eschewed decapitation and other forms of slaughter.